Welcome to therealjohnhood.com, the vanity site for -- who else? -- John Hood, one of the vainest cats you'll come across anywhere, anywhen, anyhow.That means Me. My My My, I am I, Me Me Me. Miami-bred Me. I chose The due to the singularity of the article, its definiteness, Real to differentiate myself from those who dared use my name in the wrong vein. It's not that I'm all that Real (the moniker alone should tell you that I'm draped in artifice, illusion and chicanery), but because I am what I am, and there's no faking that.Real is the new Unreal.